Sunday, June 28, 2009

Leather Scented Candle



Can't afford real leather interior in your new sedan? No problem. Throw
this baby on the dashboard and light 'er up, and within minutes no one will be able to tell they aren't sitting on real cowhide.

Thinking of joining PETA to please a significant other, but not sure how you'll give up all your favorite former-animals-cum-furniture? This thing works just like a nicotine patch, which, by the way, is something else you'll probably need if you really want your relationship to progress. Start off burning it for a few hours, and slowly decrease the duration each day. You'll be throwing red paint all over old ladies on their way to the theater in no time.

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