Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Cole Cleaner


With the swine flu affecting over a million people in the U.S. alone, it is only a matter of time before it sticks its snout in your neighborhood. This handy device will ensure you stay healthy while you drink your daily 6-pack. It blasts your can top with UV rays, ensuring that any germ that dares threaten your immune system will be annihilated before it even gets the chance to fight. And if some infected person coughs on you, it doubles as an emergency body-cleansing station. Just stick your hands, feet, or face under it for a few minutes, and you're swine-free.

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